The Twelve Days of Christmas Food Storage Gifts

On the first day of Christmas,
Because your are so sweet,
I hope this can of HONEY
Makes your day complete.

On the second day of Christmas,
Because you are so neat,
Santa's elves have brought you
Two large bags of WHEAT.

On the third day of Christmas,
If you're baking the kids a treat,Y
ou'll need this bag of SUGAR
To make it oh-so-sweet.

Popcorn, chips, and french fries,
Would quickly have to halt,
For they would lose their savor,
Unless they had some SALT.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
According to Hoyle,
Everything you cook will stick,
If your pantry's out of OIL.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
This variety of MILK,
Will make your cooking easier,
With sauces smooth as silk.

Cooking, washing, brushing teeth,
Would certainly be awful,
If fresh pure WATER wasn't there.
Make sure you have a shelf full.

They have improved the quality,
Of T.P. through the ages--
But gosh, in time of crisis
This beats the Yellow Pages.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
Warm things will soothe the tummy,
This VEGETABLE SOUP mix,
Will sure taste quite yummy.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
Make your cooking turn out nice
A little shake, a little pinch
Of your favorite can of SPICE.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Getting anxious, I am sure,
With your year's supply of IVORY
You're 99-44/100% Pure.

Now Christmastime is finally here,
Hope you've enjoyed the treats.
Your year's supply's in better shape
Make sure you don't deplete.

Have a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year!
I hope this plate of GOODIES
Brings you lots of joy and cheer!